爸爸問咩係DNLM?細佬竟然咁樣答…40個WhatsApp必學潮語
家姐同阿爸阿媽講,有咩唔明就問細佬,巴打回咗一張cap圖:「你敢陰我?!」
細佬話要唔番屋企食飯,阿媽即刻share有關出街食飯嘅新聞,細佬最終屈服,叫阿媽留飯俾佢。
阿媽作為長輩緊係要send番張長輩圖係group度喇!可憐細佬一早起身手機就俾長輩圖問候。
阿媽一開始搵唔到標點符號個掣,打完英文再打數字,好彩最尾都學識咗。
阿媽一開始影相將手指遮住鏡頭,搞完一輪最終開咗前鏡頭。
想話幫阿爸阿媽開番個臉書,點知表嫂一早幫兩老開咗,仲add埋細佬做朋友添!
唔知已經同阿媽成為朋友嘅細佬係自己嘅臉書抒發對family group嘅怨氣,點知俾阿媽見到。但天真的媽媽唔知「DNLM」係咩意思,仲問細佬點解。細佬即刻腦筋急轉彎,將鬧人嘅說話解釋為「Do Not Leave Me」,氹到阿媽鬼死咁開心添!
最後阿爸竟然將group名改成「我們這一家DNLM」。
WhatsApp常用詞彙
AFAIK = As far as I know = 就我所知
AFK = Away from keyboard = 暫時離開
AKA = As known as = 也就是
BBT = Be back tomorrow = 明天回來
BRB = Be right back = 馬上回來
BOT = Back on topic = 回到主題
FYI = For your information = 給你的資訊
GL = Good luck = 祝你好運
grats = Congratulations = 恭喜
IDK = I don’t know = 我不知道
IMO = In my opinion 在我看來
LMK = Let me know = 話我知
NP = No problem = 沒問題
ORLY = Oh really = 真的嗎
PPL = People = 大家
RTG = Ready to go = 準備出發
TBH = To be honest = 老實說
OMW = On my way = 在路上
TGIF = Thank God is Friday = 感謝主終於到星期五了
TTYL = Talk to you later = 遲啲傾
TKS = Thanks = 謝謝
LOL = Laugh out loud = 笑到好大聲
ROFL = Roll on floor laughing = 笑到碌地
OMG = Oh my God = 我的天
簡化字句
ASAP = As soon as possible = 愈快愈好
ATM = At the moment = 現在
B-DAY = Birthday = 生日
EA = Each = 每個
HAV = Have = 有
NPNT = No picture / photo no truth 冇圖冇真相
PM = Private message = 私人留言
RDY/RTG = Ready / ready to go = 準備好
RIP = Rest in peace = 安息
TMR = Tomorrow = 明日